Libreboot User at Intel Corp

Leah Rowe

21 July 2025

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Article published by: Leah Rowe

Date of publication: 21 July 2025

Intel shill asks Leah Rowe if they want to update their UEFI boot firmware, to which Leah responds: I run Libreboot! Leah then flies a Libreboot rocket out of Intel Corp, wrecking them completely, and then explores space, first discovering the Debian Nebula, which is where Debian packages come from when you run apt-get. On returning to earth, Leah observes all the countries and oceans of the world, e.g. North Arch Linux Ocean.

True story.

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This is both a parody of and tribute to Randall Munroe’s excellent XKCD web comic series, specifically the one titled Linux User at Best Buy.

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